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We found that our little daughter was visiting websites on her computer and asked her what she was doing. She said, "My father is very serious outside. But at home, he acts like a clown. I wanted to find out who really he is and went to his website. I found only one joke". Yes having just one joke on a page on jokes is a joke. So I am adding another joke: (updating this page after 16 years!) |
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What is the difference between a zoo and IIT Madras? Answer: Animals are inside cages in a zoo and people are outside. In IITM, people are caged inside and animals are having fun outside. See video here | |
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When I was doing my PHD in UK, I once cooked food for a friend from Africa. At the end of the meal, he wanted to say "I have eaten well. I will reciprocate when I get a chance". Instead he said, "I am fed up. I will retaliate when I get a chance". I did not know how to react! | |
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We were touring the Sentosa island where I saw a board which read "Caution! Peacock crossing". I showed this to my 7 year old son. He said, "What is so special about it? In Singapore, we have many Zebra Crossings" |